well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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