She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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