Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
plz talk dirty to me
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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