Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
