He is such a slut. More and more my type.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
It's just like the Real World with babies
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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