and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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