YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Terrible idea I love it
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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