I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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