I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
i need some magic done to my vagina
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