My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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