It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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