I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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