I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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