Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize