My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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