You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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