I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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