dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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