if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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