just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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