He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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