I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I have surprise drugs for everyone
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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