My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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