Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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