I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
