i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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