i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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