do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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