Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
No subtext here. People are naked.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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