I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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