We're facebook friends in real life
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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