If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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