My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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