I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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