Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
