There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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