Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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