doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
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