You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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