I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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