White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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