Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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