Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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