i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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