508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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