Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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