is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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