that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Randomize
