Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
