Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Randomize
