Define "chronic" masturbator.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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