Whoa Z and x make the same sound
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
and she was petting her beer can
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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