Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
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