I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
