Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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