I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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