ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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