Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
